Tallie. 17. RVA.
I like making music & soccer & lil rock bands & MUN & cats & folk & Arabic & French & food & people
will always look
what a good night
he is perfect
we get along just fine
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
OK I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE MONEY THING IS A LIE
I WAS PROMISED MAPLE MONEY AND I’M LESS THAN PLEASED
YOUR MONEY OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT FRESH ENOUGH BECAUSE WHEN I WENT THERE LAST YEAR AND GOT MY 100S EXCHANGED THEY SMELLED OVERWHELMINGLY LIKE MAPLE SYRUP,
what did people even wear in 2008
apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there
"your whole ass is out in those shorts"
instead of sending me nudes you can send me
- pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
- pics of you smiling with ur mom
- pics of plants
- pics of ur dog
- pics of silly lookin bugs that u find
send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job
i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies
friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?”
I’m good at math. U + I = 69
Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10
No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.
for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg
The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.
"Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"