1. otomuragakuya:

    a sentence
    will always look
    like poetry

    if you
    hit enter
    a lot

    Reblogged from: hereby
  2. ha

    what a good night

    he is perfect

    i am

    me

    but somehow

    we get along just fine

  3. belletylers:

    haplesspunks:

    songofages:

    kendronamore:

    troylerkiss:

    kendronamore:

    Jfc is Canadia even real

    I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.

    60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it

    It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.

    OK I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THE MONEY THING IS A LIE

    I WAS PROMISED MAPLE MONEY AND I’M LESS THAN PLEASED

    YOUR MONEY OBVIOUSLY WAS NOT FRESH ENOUGH BECAUSE WHEN I WENT THERE LAST YEAR AND GOT MY 100S EXCHANGED THEY SMELLED OVERWHELMINGLY LIKE MAPLE SYRUP,

    Reblogged from: keyliampie
  4. gnarly:

    circumcising:

    what did people even wear in 2008

    apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

    Reblogged from: eelyaknworb
  5. nuditea:

    last night a guy said to me “you are very, very pretty” and i said “i know” and he said like patronisingly “you KNOW?” and i said “you think you’re the first person to ever compliment me?” and he didn’t know where to go from there

    Reblogged from: eelyaknworb
  6. tuhree:

    "your whole ass is out in those shorts"

    you’re welcome

    Reblogged from: dapper-as-fuckk
  7. thatfuckingcrowv2:

    orlandobloomers:

    instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

    • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
    • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
    • pics of plants
    • pics of ur dog
    • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

    send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

    Reblogged from: hushkanana
  8. floatingmemories:

    stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye

    Reblogged from: radicalism
  9. One day I just woke up and realized that I can’t touch yesterday. So why the heck was I letting it touch me?
    Steve Maraboli  (via terrible)
    Reblogged from: paninihead
  10. laptopped:

    "you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

    Reblogged from: cowsgomooandidotoo
  11. maatangi:

    i dont understand ppl in relationships who are like ‘she/he’s my whole world’ like dont u got hobbies

    Reblogged from: softcrunge
  12. hanukkahlewinsky:

    friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

    me:

    image

    Reblogged from: bullied
  13. unpresentable:

    the-beauty-in-breakdown:

    unpresentable:

    doughnuthunter:

    unpresentable:

    I’m good at math. U + I = 69

    Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

    oh

    No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

    for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

    Reblogged from: crystallized-teardrops
  14. the-adequate-gatsby:

    no homo

    whole homo

    2% homo

    skim homo

    soy homo

    almond homo

    coconut homo

    rice homo

    butter homo

    #I Can’t Believe It’s Not Homo

    Reblogged from: crystallized-teardrops
  15. dylandigits:

    comfemgem:

    The mainstream will embrace non-binary genders when it figures out how to profit from them.

    "Which gender are YOU? Do gender YOUR way… at JC Penney!"

    Reblogged from: canadiaplease
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